ejaculation

the impregnating of females through chlorine entering the vagina while swimming

My daughter had to get on birth control to save herself from ejaculation

by livvvvv1749284728 December 10, 2018

Ejeculation

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.

Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

by Earl Of Scottington March 14, 2009

Ejaculation Annihilation

When the cum pressure is so much the receiver gags or a body part is injured

Man I was getting a blow job and I had a Ejaculation Annihilation all in her eye, she still can't see

by Tefffffereds45464564 August 24, 2008

Ejaculation Leviosa

Masturbating while watching a Harry Potter film.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Harry Potter film?
Person 2: Yeah, went for a good old Ejaculation Leviosa.

by CalvinMacaroon November 30, 2010

intercourse evaluation

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.

Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.

by resident alian April 23, 2009

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010