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Eat ass month

Every month at the 10th to the 23rd you and your friends must do something that consists of eating ass
Guy 1: yo dude do you know what the time of the month it is?
Guy 2: no what is it
Guy 1: EAT ASS MONTH BRING THOSE CHEEKS
by Maker of words. November 18, 2021
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Eating ass

Spreading a woman’s cheeks and putting your face between them to eat their ass
Eating ass is Theo’s goal with Frankie
by Big papi Theo November 1, 2021
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Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.
“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”
by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021
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Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding
by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024
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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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Eat ass

An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.

An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.

Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.

7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
by Treppar January 16, 2025
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