When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.
"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"
"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"
"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019
Get the Eat shit and diemug. A word when someone either, annoys you or disagrees with you. In that case you tell them to eat shit. They probably got nothing better to do
by Katepalmer May 21, 2022
Get the EAT SHITmug. Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
Get the Eat shit and diemug. eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off
by ted mager August 5, 2018
Get the eat shit syndromemug. by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
Get the Rather eat my own shitmug. 1: Used to express anger or annoyance towards someone 2: Used to express that you want someone to go away 3: A boastful way of declaring victory , in the form of ‘eat’ or ‘ate shit’
1) They said I suck? Well they can eat shit and die.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
2) There’s someone knocking at the door. Well I’m not answering it, they can eat shit and die.
3) Did you beat Joe in the race? Yes, he ate my shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 7, 2023
Get the Eat shit and diemug. by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022
Get the sonic shit eating assmug.