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Frumpy Dumpkins

"Frumpy Dumpkins" is a generic name used to describe the "ugly girl" that wants to be hot in any society. "Frumpy" is used to describe her fugly, lumpy, or bumpy self while "dumpkins" is implying that she is the type of girl you'd dump or find in a dump.

There also used to be a clothing line at frumpdumpkins.com that is stylish clothing for the not so stylish female.
"Look Zach is hanging around ole Frumpy Dumpkins over there in the quad."

I got my new shirt at Frumpy Dumpkins house last Wednesday!

That girl is a lil frumpy & a lil dumpy so she is Frumpy Dumpkins.
by WooTyTanG February 29, 2012
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swizzly-dumpkins

a term often associated with something being very cool. comes from the term "sweet swizzly-dumpkins" and can be used as a stand-alone phrase, or shortened simply to "Swizzlies" in nearly any context.
Hector says: B-Rizzle, i copped that fettuccinni new Mac Dre album!

B-Rizzle says: swizzly-dumpkins, cuzzin!
by B-Rizzle White April 22, 2006
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Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"
by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008
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Dirty Dumpling

when a guy fucks a girl in the ass before she takes a shit. when the guy is on his way to cum he pulls out and lets the girl take a shit. then the guy ejaculate all over the shit. thus making a dirty dumpling.
dirty dumpling always smell bad.
by XXV.GRiN September 29, 2008
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dumpling fucker

the act of squeezing a midget between your legs while shitting on his feet and commenting on his nipple rings.
Jstrat2 performed a dumpling fucker after being killed in modern warfare 3
by harris poon November 11, 2011
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cunt dumpling

the female version of a "cunt dumpster" a female that goes around in your circle of friends.
man, that little cunt dumpling just went ring around the rosies with the whole crew yo
by the greatest of all time April 29, 2007
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Double Fudge Dumpling

Engaging in sexual intercourse while simltaneously shitting on the toilet.
The passion of our thrusting, coupled with the texture and aroma of our respective fecal matter, made it the best double fudge dumpling of the week.
by man... February 27, 2007
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