Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020

Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.

I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help

by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020

Dick van Dupe

aka Dick van Dyke Dupe

Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.

Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".

Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.

Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped

Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"

by Puppy Zwolle May 26, 2017

run that dumper

Send pics of your butthole.

I thought Jodie wasn't looking to get dicked down but I told her to run that dumper and it was on!

by dazedwooderson August 31, 2018

You got duped

Your pride and dignity just exploded like a teeny kitten

Mum just went to get some yogurt but found out that someone had duped her by emptying the container during the night. "You got duped!"

by Snorungarna March 17, 2020

Dupeknockers

Womens breasts that look much larger when they have clothes on.

Eric did you have fun playing with that woman's amazing boobage last night?

No bob they turned out to be a pair of dupeknockers.

by Chauncey Pornificate October 8, 2009

Joony Dupe

A Joony Dupe is the act of a man standing in the position, similar to that of Captain Morgan, with his left hand raised in the air. His left hand is then coated with both peanuts and peanut butter. A third party then lowers a man or woman's anus onto said left hand, until they can go no further.

Man, last night, my friends and I got high on some ecstasy and ended up giving a Joony Dupe to my girlfriend!

Don't eat that peanut butter! I hear Hal and his friends used it for a Joony Dupe last weekend!

by openforjoonydupes June 5, 2011