deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.

Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.

by deerkiller December 29, 2007

deerq

A group of two or more dorks.

Wow, look at that D&D deerq.

by Death's Mistress July 1, 2008

Deerk

The combination of being a dork, nerd, and geek.

"Stop being such a deerk!"

by ianster October 11, 2009

deerdar

the ablility to locate deer while driving down the road even if it is not yet in sight

Allison; Deer!!
Kaitlyn; Good job buddy! Way to turn on your deerdar!

by AllisonRae143 December 7, 2010

Deer Fighting

When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.

Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.

Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.

by LabradorJ September 25, 2011

Deertwat

The act of an ugly skinny girl acting like a bitch but in a twat-like fashion.

"That chick is talking shit about everyone. She's all ratchet and shit so she has no room to talk. What a deertwat."

by getwellPablo February 5, 2015

Deer drunk

When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.

Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!

by alwaysreamin November 30, 2015