Walle drunk

When someone gets drunk way too easily and becomes a bit gay.

oh that guy is Walle drunk he talks to people

by Svennebanana May 2, 2019

robot drunk

the level of intoxication at which an individual can only beep and grunt.

Jason and Alison had too many vodkas last night, and they both ended up robot drunk.

by Rusanova September 13, 2010

Fake drunk

When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".

"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"

"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."

by Mr. Schade September 21, 2013

mean drunk

A person who, when consuming alcoholic beverages, is given to highly aggressive and antisocial behavior. This can range from simple verbal intimidation to physical assault. Mean drunks tend to overreact to small slights, and threaten physical violence toward anyone they perceive as threatening them. The term also implies that the person may be entirely normal when not drunk, and that it is the alcohol which causes the aggressive behavior. Contrast with a "happy drunk," who becomes much more social and frindly under the influence of alcohol.

Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.

"He's such a nice guy usually, but he's a mean drunk. Don't get in his way at a bar."

by The Creature April 21, 2006

Dry Drunk

Someone who is no longer drinking but is not happy with life. This person usually still has his/her alcoholic mindset but not the booze.

I stopped going to that AA meeting downtown because it was mostly full of dry drunks.

by Boozehound 69 October 18, 2008

drunk-sitting

Looking after your drunk friends when you are the only sober one. Keeping an eye on them, escorting them everywhere, keeping them out of trouble and sometimes cleaning them up. This should also include making sure they get home safe with all the belongings they brought with them.

"Yeah, the dance was fun but I spent pretty much the whole night drunk-sitting Mary! She wouldn't stop telling people how drunk she was."

by :)~revenge is sweet~(: November 19, 2007

drunk fact

a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them

Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"

by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010