Doggy-dooring

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop

Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.

by say_syc May 1, 2008

Dorito'ed

When a girl, generally some flusey, gets entire bags of Dorito’s, Munchies, or any other strong flavored chips poured over her entire body. This can be done clothed or unclothed, willingly or unwillingly, by one or multiple guys, and with a response of excitement or disgust. When a girl gets Dorito’ed it results in hilarity for the pourer(s) involved based on how ridiculous of an activity pouring full bags of nacho cheese Doritos on a girl is.

Me and my friends were in Philly last week and met some slag at the bar..brought her back to the hotel..she got Dorito'ed and loved it!

She was passed out and got Dorito'ed by a bag of Nacho Cheese and Spicy Munchies.

After getting Dorito'ed, she was pulling cool ranch chips out of her bra all night.

by dbush74 May 10, 2010

Dorito Wasted

Similar to "Chocolate Wasted" it is consuming many Doritos or any kind of chips at one sitting.

Jordan and Amber get dorito wasted 6 times a week. They need to cut it out.

by erdnoid July 14, 2011

Doriari

An Infinitive phrase meaning: To Just Take It

He decided doriari, so his brother didn't steal it.

by Kilopriest July 6, 2012

Dorito Dusting

The art of spray tanning after Dyngus season

I can't wait for Dyngus day to be over so I can go Dorito dusting to prepare for my vaca in Cabo

by DyngusDevil March 29, 2013

Dorito Cereal

Dorito Cereal is the new stoner food!!!! The birth of this meal was on September 15, 2014 in Shairi Stanley's apartment kitchen. The ingredients consist of:
Doritos (any flavor)
Velveta nacho cheese
Seasoned Ground Beef (optional)

Rotel
Sour Cream (optional)
Jalapeños (optional)

Shairi: I have serious munchies...
Inner Shairi: You got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
Shairi: Oh shit yea! And I got jalapeños and sour cream.
Inner Shairi: And Doritos!
Shairi: But no clean plates!
Inner Shairi: Mix all that shit up and eat it!

Shairi: Fuck yea! It looks like cereal, Dorito Cereal!!!!

by Rashad B. September 15, 2014

dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito August 12, 2016