Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 3, 2013

girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.

I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024

Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.

"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."

by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017

Cum Drawer

The secret white frosting drawer

Don't let momma know about my Cum Drawer darion

by Oxford American Dictionary February 8, 2025

Lukes Bottom Drawer

Luke bottom drawer refers to lukes literal bottom drawer that holds thousands of cursed items. only one man has survived looking at it

“that place is as cursed as lukes bottom drawer”

by Spiciest Ramen February 23, 2018