konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.

Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !

by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

Raw Dong

When a man has masturbated or had sex so much that his rocket has become sore and chaffed

Yo I can't see Suzi tonight, caz I gotta raw dong.

by Mistiquee June 22, 2009

Dong-Mah

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.

Hey you Dong-Mah!!!!!
*scores a goal "Dong-Mah!!!!!"

by KillaSlice June 15, 2017

King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

aqua dong

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.

Related condition is whiskey dick.

Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.

by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008

Dong Pocket

Another word the female genitalia

Jess said to Katie, “I want to put my dangler in your dong pocket.”

by Knot My Real Name February 13, 2018

dong-piece

a particularly large and droopy penis

The old man in the shower had a monster dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff November 26, 2008