by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.
Related condition is whiskey dick.
Related condition is whiskey dick.
Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.
by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008

by Knot My Real Name February 16, 2018

by Mistiquee June 21, 2009

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.
by KillaSlice June 15, 2017

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016

by Ted Mcgriff December 15, 2008
