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King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021
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aqua dong

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.

Related condition is whiskey dick.
Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.
by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008
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Dong Pocket

Jess said to Katie, “I want to put my dangler in your dong pocket.”
by Knot My Real Name February 16, 2018
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Raw Dong

When a man has masturbated or had sex so much that his rocket has become sore and chaffed
Yo I can't see Suzi tonight, caz I gotta raw dong.
by Mistiquee June 21, 2009
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Dong-Mah

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.
Hey you Dong-Mah!!!!!
*scores a goal "Dong-Mah!!!!!"
by KillaSlice June 15, 2017
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konky dong

One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that?
Tom: What's wrong?
Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
by Camel'sTowing May 11, 2016
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dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff December 15, 2008
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