(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
by Zack J. June 2, 2016
Get the divorce bikemug. by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020
Get the Divorce Showermug. A unique bag that every joint-custody kid owns, used to pack up your clothes and stuff to go by Dad’s house for the weekend.
“What’s that cool bag over there?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
“Oh, that’s just my divorce bag. My Dad bought it for me after my parents got divorced so I could pack my clothes to go by his house. Cool, right?”
by NZyeribop October 30, 2021
Get the divorce bagmug. The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.
The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.
by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021
Get the Divorce vowsmug. Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.
by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021
Get the Divorce Presentmug. by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017
Get the Divorce-a-versarymug. When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:
1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020
Get the Divorce Lotterymug.