dick

You.

By looking up "dick" in the Urban Dictionary, you are, indeed, a dick.

by disisdashit October 1, 2014

dick

dick.verb.(Philadelphia, PA) to ruin, destroy, or use to the condition of uselessness. can also mean to be in bad shape.

dick:
"I got a large pizza to myself, I'm bout to dick this jawn."

"Yo I been bowling all day, my forearm is dicked."

"You need some new shoes, the ones you wearin are dicked."

by Shomari Kamau May 14, 2008

dick

Why the f**k r u looking dick up in here pervert

u must be a girl who likes dicks

by kcuf reh ni ad yssup April 20, 2015

dick

when someone does something stupid.

dude when you shot urself with that paintball gun, i was laughing but the move on your part was pretty dick.

by l-nice July 2, 2006

dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage

Martha, you must dick

by urmomwantme123 February 1, 2020

dick

a long stick that sits on a male and makes them feel insure if they are long enough or two long or makes girls feel precious

i have a fucking fat dick

by person who writes definoitonss December 23, 2020