derps

boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples

Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.

by underpy August 12, 2010

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The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!

by itzadolfin!! May 10, 2011

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Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

by Buck_Turgidson October 05, 2010

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When you don't know what you're doing, or will do.

GF: What are you doing?
BF: *at home, doing nothing*:Derping it
Gf: Ok, well let me know when you're finished cleaning.
BF*thinking*: Dumb Bitch...She's gonna clean it.

by gigamar February 02, 2012

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A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.

Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.

Some time later…

Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.

by Derpes saves lives! August 19, 2012

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