Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

by dacos April 8, 2009

Senile/dementia

At least 40 yea7s older than the rest of the mildrens parents and incompetant to raise offspring.

Dangerously uncool, causes shootings by police they "need" to insure.

Terrorists.

The senile/dementia woman is in the jail.

by Cody5050 January 23, 2023

Demetria

demetria is def a girlboss and a good singer she hates everyone and will most likely talk behind your back even if she don’t know you but there’s some people she don’t hate that bitch is very spoiled and gets whatever she wants no matter what #girlbossmoment

boy 1: wow there’s demetria😍
boy 2: she’s such a girlboss

by demgirlboss January 21, 2022

Demetrya

A loving woman that will put others before herself. Likes to go out sometimes, funny person to be around, and a little bit hyper, but if your on her bad side then there's trouble.

She is such a Demetrya, always putting others before herself

by Almighty savage January 9, 2017

Demetrius

A really cute darkskin who usually loves football and basketball mainly basketball he usually falls in love with every girl he talk to but likes lightskins mainly the ones with big butts and is tall with his favorite team Cleveland cavaliers

Hey Demetrius how was the cavaliers game

by Jackie physic June 7, 2017

Dementiacrat

When a Democrat is tring to become the president of the Usa , but can't remember much

John must be a Dementiacrat hes trying to become the president but fails to remember anything.

by biasedmedia666 October 28, 2020

Demetrius

my ex, i hate that smallcock greek beaver. ur such a pussy, go eat another 1. o ya btw he's the reason i turned bi.
a funny thing 2 do is spell his name like this: DUMBetrius

demi: "go masturbate w/ur electric toothbrush, muffdiver"
me: "fuck u, i can get more pussy then u ever will" *kicks him in his nonexistent greek nuts* *breaks off his shlong* *shoots him*

by i think we all know the answer 2 this 1 April 15, 2004