Deaf Karen

A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.

Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh

by TerribleDrip996 September 9, 2021

deaf aid

deaf aid is a bluetooth device which looks just like a hearing aid

look at the size of that deaf aid that bloke is using

by tru trix December 9, 2008

Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.

I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".

by heirheireir August 16, 2024

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.

She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.

by Candyplan December 26, 2016