The most amazing funniest guy on youtube that a lot of people hate on because they have no lives. He was born in Long Beach but now live in Hollywood is #5 Most subscribed on Youtube. Has the best hair ever. Best hugger ever. When he He was a child/teen he was chubby (he lost 150 pound congrats to him!!) and would get bullied a lot, and he had an alcoholic dad who beat him and later left the family. He worked for Jenny Craig, with his mom and brother but was fired (and so were they) for pole dancing in his workplace then uploading the video. HE is a virgin and wants to stay that way until marriage. He has 3 channels on Youtube. He is 23 (born in 1988) and wants to become an actor, but his biggest dream is to become a director.His real name is Shane Lee but he changed it because people would expect him to be Asian.He attended Lakewood High school.Most people don't know him at first. But he is definitely the most real insperational down to earth person on youtube.
Me: Do you know Shane Dawson?
Other person: I don't think so?
Me: WHAT?!?!?!
What does he do?
He's on Youtube, his most viewed video is Fred is dead...
Other person: Ohh yeah I know him, He's funny.
Other person: I don't think so?
Me: WHAT?!?!?!
What does he do?
He's on Youtube, his most viewed video is Fred is dead...
Other person: Ohh yeah I know him, He's funny.
by Shane Dawson's #1 Fan September 28, 2011
by IloveBugsHairyScaryBugsCreepyC February 25, 2018
The act of packing fudge into another man’s butthole, then pulling it out and sucking it off one’s own cock while nutting at the same time
by Fattommy0304 October 03, 2022
Brags about having 1 million bitches, using people for pizza. He also secretly goes into his sisters closet And try’s on her clothes and loves soccer but try’s to hide it because everyone says it’s gay,has zero friends is the type of person to Hide out in the boys locker room till the bell rings because he is a loser is shorter than his 13 year old sister who’s name is probably Jordan has pretty good humour but nobody listens because every time they see his face they gagg god wants him to go to hell probably failed science but overall he is a pretty Average person and will be a forever virgin
by Big daddy69 I’m ur daddy bitch June 03, 2020
Freshman girl: "Will you marry me"
Don: "I don't know, what's in it for me"
Freshmen girl: "anything you want"
Don: "open your mother like this"
Freshmen girl: "opens mouth"
Don: "do you spit or swallow"
Freshmen girl: "whatever you like"
Don: "whatever I like? I would definitely marry you"
Friends: "damn you're such a don dawsons"
Don: "I don't know, what's in it for me"
Freshmen girl: "anything you want"
Don: "open your mother like this"
Freshmen girl: "opens mouth"
Don: "do you spit or swallow"
Freshmen girl: "whatever you like"
Don: "whatever I like? I would definitely marry you"
Friends: "damn you're such a don dawsons"
by I.hate.making.up.names67 November 27, 2016
by desert_eagle_52 August 27, 2019
A French Dawson is a grainy, sweaty, prebubescent upper lip tache that kids grow to make themselves look older and tougher but in factuality make themselves look like a dirty sanchez
OMGBBQ Jimmy Bob Fenton has the dirtiest French Dawson I have ever seen....what is that skid thinking
Wow that kid has a huge French Dawson the whiskers are like an inch apart
Wow that kid has a huge French Dawson the whiskers are like an inch apart
by Jamie B, Revision by Matty G June 29, 2005