The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.
“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
by 6charlienew October 02, 2021
Crispy <3... you would assume I wrote this because of a texture... Well, you are wrong dumbass.. This is for my one and only boyfriend yes crispy...This is for you... Let me tell you about this anyway. Crispy: The most perfect person in the damn world he probably is going to read this from my image but I love him and no one can compare to him. He will always be the first in my life and never the last. Also, this guy owns nerf guns so beware 😩!!!!!! ~The baddest bitch.
by The Baddest Bitch Alive. May 01, 2021
I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.
by Lance Mayion August 16, 2017
Spending the greater part of a Sunday afternoon re-watching a show on Netflix whilst constantly eating Safeway Discount Brand Rice Crispies.
by JackSpack August 30, 2015
A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:
Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!
by Daniel December 06, 2003
1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
by Nick Lance November 20, 2006