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crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet
"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"
by Channman April 1, 2017
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crimson rhapsody

The act of performing sexual penetration in a woman's vagina at the precise time she's having a period.
"We were fucking but she was on her period..."
"Damn, dude, and then what?"
"Duh, i did a crimson rhapsody on that pussy!"
by Richard S. M. Ellie Cheese March 23, 2021
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Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021
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Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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crimson avenger

Being eaten out by a punter who doesn't know you're on your period.
Becca: girlies, Dave left the toilet seat up last night so I gave him a crimson avenger.
by sexual_harassment_panda100 April 17, 2010
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crimson wings

Like when a pilot has his first solo flight he gets his wings. When a man has sex with a girl for the first time while she has her period he gets his crimson wings. (Brown wings when its the first time up the arse)
Man 1: How did your date go with Sharon last night, did you bang her?
Man 2: Not bad, she was a bit moody, she said it was down to her time of the month. I banged anyway though.
Man 1: Nice one, you got your Crimson Wings.
by TheDirtyWordsmith May 10, 2016
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crimson handshake

A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.
"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."
by C-Rock July 14, 2007
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