CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.

**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”

by The Dog Father January 17, 2023

CP

A CP is a medium-height asian guy who thinks he is white and wishes the third reich was a reality. Usually never caught in public without a polo shirt, sailor shoes and khaki pants. He is your mother-in-laws worst nightmare and wettest dream. His vocabulary includes words such as "bitch", "feminist" and "communist".

Wow, shut up. You're being such a CP right now.

by rissemisse October 31, 2019

CP

A shortening for a Pokémon Chien-Pao.

"Bro, where can I get CP?"
"Try searching for an Icerend Shrine. It's located in the First area of West Province. You surely get a CP there."

by Virusgames July 30, 2023

CP

nuh uh

"Rececp"
"The fuck is a rececp????"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

CP

Chaos Puppet (Guild in AQW)

You should join CP if you like the Chaos PuppetMaster set in AQW

by darkestdarci June 2, 2024

CP

An acronym, for an illegal, sex trafficking, degenerate, disgusting game called Club Penguin

Person 1: My cousin is addicted to cp
Person 2: I don't know how to make a funny response sorry lol

by sqwerb February 7, 2023

CP

“cream pie” “cedar point” “cod points” “child porn”

i Love cp

by osamasonai June 17, 2025