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correlationship

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.
Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.
by happysunman September 1, 2009
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Carlos Correa

The act of proposing to your girlfriend at the end of the school year after you have successfully cheated on your final exams without being caught.
You will never believe it bro, I just pulled a Carlos Correa: I just aced all of the final exams I blatantly cheated on and then proposed to my girlfriend that day.
by NYC Champ February 14, 2020
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Political Correctness

politically correctness is often used to force someone else to comply with YOUR thinking. Example: Bill Clinton imposed a SIN TAX because HE/THEY could. Being extreme liberal, this was allowed to slide. Georgia's Governor Sonny Perdue ( a republican tax and spend Liberal ) passed a sin tax of his own and banned smoking in the work place, including large manufactoring plants, and any public gathering. He also manipulated the state worker's insurance to charge them an extra 40 dollars per month as punishment.

Now, I said all this.... Still paying attention***

Now the PC target is OBESITY. They have already change the thinking as to what is obese. What used to be twice normal body weight is now just 20 lbs. over normal body weight. Just 20 pounds overweight and someone will shout at you in McDonalds for eating a big mac. (This is already happening).

Soon, those 20lbs overweight will be paying more for airline tickets, health insurance, and the list goes on.

Then what will be next??? Blondes?? Brunettes?? Redheads?? or maybe those who have body odor.
Political Correctness is what will divide the USA again. There will be another split. Conservatives vs Liberals and the hot button issue is Political Correctness. Mark my words, people are talking about it.
by Doug Hightower January 19, 2006
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technically correct

"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct"
by Technicow April 3, 2013
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correctamundo

a cheerful affirmation of another persons correctness.
"You asked me if I my latest endeavor was successful and I replied: "correctamundo"!
by bitbrenn September 8, 2013
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rod of correction

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction
by Iblisatan January 23, 2007
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cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006
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