Cooper

Cooper is the most fat person you will ever meet. He is the least funny in every scenario and the world would be beter without Coopers in it.

No one likes a COOPER!!!

by choosenickname April 28, 2022

Cooper

A Cooper is an Alaskan fisherman with a beard and a hat.

Oh wow, look at that Cooper, he’s so burly.

by askoen June 22, 2020

Cooper

Cooper is a verb that refers to discarding a beer that is not completely finished.

Dude, you coopered the shit out of that beer. It's still half-full.
Don't cooper your beers, boys. We're almost out.
Who keeps leaving these coopered beers on the kitchen counter?
If I catch you coopering your beer again, I'm going to go Slimnasty on your sorry ass.

by Kitsch Dixen December 3, 2010

Cooper

A male who is obsessed with 4chan and Runescape, you will often hear a Cooper say, "You are a troll", or bring up some joke that only he and a few others may understand. Even though a Cooper can be annoying, he is a generally a decent friend.

Yo bro why you trollin' on Cooper's facebook.

by SupahOwnageman3333333333 December 26, 2010

Cooper

Cooper is a annoying mental retarted retard

Did u see how retarted cooper is

by REKT_CookieTTV October 7, 2019

Cooper

Some faggot with long hair. Probably jerks off to ISIS videos. Listens to X and shit.

Person 1: "Who's most likely to become a school shooter"
Person 2: "That'd be a Cooper"
Person 1: "I agree"

by ThatGreekGuy_ October 15, 2017

Cooper

To hold a bowl til it burns out.

Dude you totally coopered the bowl.

Dont let the bowl coop out.

by brooks1975 March 17, 2010