cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.
Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
by spooninacup12 January 15, 2012
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cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.
The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.
by Bobbierobrobbie December 24, 2014
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cooch wee

an utter act of defiance or the merging of cooch and wee
Hey what are you doing
"cooch wee cooch wee cooch wee"
Hey ⁿ⁰
by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
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Dusty Cooch

Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.

It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
{chad} yooo dude we used {kira's} Dusty Cooch
{kyle} wooah bro that must have reeked of STIs
by xyko1 February 10, 2021
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Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 05, 2016
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bacon cooch

When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
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Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)
Would you like some Smoked Cooch?
by puifreshkekchode November 29, 2018
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