Constructive Procrastination

To decide by yourself, or with another person, to procrastinate.

Bryan and I displayed the perfect example of constructive procrastination. We both decided to not do the homework until later.

by Karen2994 October 20, 2010

Constructitm

Constructitm is a gay Canadian porn star who lives and works out of Toronto, Ontario.

He derived this name by combining the words, construct, it, and man. Having worked in the construction industry for a number of years it only made sense to go with this name at the time and it has stuck.

Constructitm can be searched and found on thousands of internet sites worldwide. Over the past few years, Constructitm has attained a huge following of thousands of men worldwide.

No major studio work has been done to date, but he is willing to discuss work opportunities with anyone.

by Constructitm April 30, 2011

Consturbation

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011

Construzled

To be conflubered, confloberated, confuzzled, and conjombleated. A mixture of confused emotions.

She was construzled when her fiance left her standing at the alter.

by conflubberated December 4, 2011

constructive banter

Construstructive banter: creating awkward/funny/evil situations for the your own amusment purposes. E.g: let's put these socks on my dog and laugh at him .. Person 2: you can't do that, its cruelty! Person 1: no,its just constructive banter.. Hence forth defining the phrase constructive banter ©GreenBandannaDictionary

Constructive banter was a phrase that originated from Jroad massive in the late months of 2013. Its a way to justify the cruelty towards friends/victims in your own mind. Eg: it may have made him cry,but now he knows his breathe smells like cheese

by tagwan November 13, 2013

constructionfuck

When your sexual partner was a terrible piece of ass but the groundwork was laid for some quality sex in the future. Usually with inexperienced people or virgins.

I constructionfucked jenny last tuesday. Goin back tonight to reap the rewards.

by bungus1999 May 14, 2014

construction johnson

Big ass penis that's doing work

Girl, he used his construction Johnson all night and I am satisfied

by TaintSaint March 29, 2016