cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005

Cooking with Merrill

Doing the right, good and/or correct thing.

Did you see how much money Warren Buffett gave to charity? He's really Cooking with Merrill.

I can't believe the Colts won the Super Bowl; they really Cooked with Merrill.

by Ken Mertefutbol April 26, 2007

corking

When you wear a personal flotation device (PFD aka life vest) because you have been consuming alcoholic beverages and want to float in a body of water without drowning.

I really miss corking on the Russian River!

by misstakenfor December 2, 2019

Cockinator

A sexual maneuver game not meant for inexperienced donkey punchers. The Point of the game is too donkey punch the chick and try to give her an alabama hot pocket before she can give you a snow ball.

Would you like a Cockinator jc?

by Frank Folena February 1, 2007

cookin the clock

wasting time

"yo bitch get your panties off, you're cookin the clock"

by zooboff May 22, 2004

cooking chickens

Getting coke ready for distribution

I'm cooking chickens for my nigga down the street

by uninspired lyricist7 March 12, 2014

Coding

Something that a hoke doesn't know. The furthest knowledge they have about it is pressing "Ctrl + I" on google chrome and calling themselves a professional programmer.

Jonathan: That guy in our gc thinks he's coding. He's just a hoke!

James: Yeah he is.

Jack: Yeah ikr, all he does is cheat through his classes.

Jeffrey: Hey why do all of our names start with a J.

by stupido rapido April 8, 2021