-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers
by Bibi h February 15, 2008
Get the crispy coyote cooter crackersmug. by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
Get the There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my housemug. by Bgirl35435 December 4, 2010
Get the Pullin a coyote uglymug. The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.
by banks33 February 26, 2021
Get the paralyze a coyotemug. You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole
by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019
Get the coyote buttholemug. The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014
Get the coyote bluemug. The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
by Alexander hot pocket July 1, 2017
Get the Coyote Kickmug.