Caveman shit

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology

Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.

by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

Fap Cave

Your favorite place to masturbate in peace. Your fortress of fap solitude.

What does Eric do all day?

Idk probably fap in his fap cave.

by Arnold palmer October 9, 2014

shake it like a caveman

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies

wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

by joseph malk July 1, 2012

cave dweller

A racist name for a white person. Implying that their ancestors were feeble/ignoramus beings that took shelter in a cave. Thus resulting in their lack of pigmentation in skin and lightly colored eyes.

Bill: " I went to a party on the North Side last night and everybody was giving me weird looks!"
Dick: "What are you doing hanging out with those cave dwellers anyway? They really get under my skin."

by SamboStalin November 8, 2011

potato calves

A person's tan, crusty, and lumpy calves, usually exposed when they roll up their pants to play basketball.

Hey Reche, pull up your pants, we don't want to see those nasty potato calves.

by FlashBulb June 5, 2003

caved!!!!

When Keine Kamishirasawa from the Touhou games transforms on the full moon, goes crazy, and rapes you in the ass with her horns.

The term's association with said ass-raping comes from a butchered English-to-Japanese machine translation where "caved!!!!" became "screwed!!!!". Used by mostly Japanese-speaking Touhou fans, but a few English-speakers have also adopted the term.

I was caved!!!! by EX-Keine last week, and I STILL can't sit down!

by QueenieZ December 7, 2009