(noun)
A woman 50+ who still lives, laughs, dresses, dates, flirts, parties, or vibes like a teenager — but with adult money, adult confidence, and zero fucks left to give.
A teenior citizen is not old…
she’s vintage hot,
sipping cocktails, flirting with younger men, going to festivals, taking selfies, living her best life, and ignoring society’s idea of “acting her age.”
She’s basically a glamorous teenage girl trapped inside a fabulous grown woman’s body,
but with better taste, better boundaries, and better skincare.
Traits of a Teenior Citizen:
• shows up to brunch in crop tops at 53
• has better nightlife stamina than people in their 20s
• pulls younger men without trying
• lives like it’s senior year, not senior living
• gives “I’m too old for bullshit but too fun to retire from chaos” energy
• knows she’s THAT girl, and she’s right
• always glowing because she minds her business and moisturizes
• flirty, free, and fabulous
• the auntie everyone wants and every man fears
Basically:
She’s a cougar with teenage energy and grown-woman confidence.
A woman 50+ who still lives, laughs, dresses, dates, flirts, parties, or vibes like a teenager — but with adult money, adult confidence, and zero fucks left to give.
A teenior citizen is not old…
she’s vintage hot,
sipping cocktails, flirting with younger men, going to festivals, taking selfies, living her best life, and ignoring society’s idea of “acting her age.”
She’s basically a glamorous teenage girl trapped inside a fabulous grown woman’s body,
but with better taste, better boundaries, and better skincare.
Traits of a Teenior Citizen:
• shows up to brunch in crop tops at 53
• has better nightlife stamina than people in their 20s
• pulls younger men without trying
• lives like it’s senior year, not senior living
• gives “I’m too old for bullshit but too fun to retire from chaos” energy
• knows she’s THAT girl, and she’s right
• always glowing because she minds her business and moisturizes
• flirty, free, and fabulous
• the auntie everyone wants and every man fears
Basically:
She’s a cougar with teenage energy and grown-woman confidence.
1.
“Look at Linda on that party bus at 57 — she’s a certified teenior citizen.”
2.
“My mom got a tattoo on vacation, danced with a 28-year-old, and bought a crop top. Teenior citizen era activated.”
3.
“She’s 52, but the way she flirts and parties? Total teenior citizen behavior.”
“Look at Linda on that party bus at 57 — she’s a certified teenior citizen.”
2.
“My mom got a tattoo on vacation, danced with a 28-year-old, and bought a crop top. Teenior citizen era activated.”
3.
“She’s 52, but the way she flirts and parties? Total teenior citizen behavior.”
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A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.
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Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.
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A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.
Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.
If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.
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Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.
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