Chunky Noodles

The nick name given to the crappy Miami Heat forward Antoine Walker for his poor conditioning and love for Campbell's Chunky Noodle soup!

1. Commentator 1: Chunky Noodles for 3... and airball.
Commentator 2: He almost hit the rim that time.

2. Commentator 1: J-Will passes to Walker. Walker stops and looks for someone to pass it to. Looks...looks...still looking...aaand... heeee.....throws it away. That's Chunky Noodles for ya!
Commentator 2: I'm surprised his fat ass was even out there. Did he really pass his conditioning test?

by Alex 122 October 17, 2007

chunky puffy

A design that is very generic or tacky looking. Usually designs containing drop shadows, gradients, bad Photoshop'ing and a lack of color theory. Giving the appearance of being designed in a low quality print shop.

Did you see that ad with a diamond ring Photoshop'd on the dog's neck? It was so chunky puffy!

by Keri Myslinski September 11, 2008

chunky waterfall

Noun - The act of getting a blowjob and the girl/guy throws up on your dick.

Verb - To give someone a chunky waterfall (see above)

"Hey Trent, I'm so hungover right now. Don't make me blow you or I might give you a chunky waterfall."

by schoolglue1234 September 6, 2014

chunky river

1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.

Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)

by lpsexy November 23, 2014

chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.

I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.

by ZumZoom May 25, 2016

chunky diarrhea

It is very wet and full of small logs, all the color brown.

hey! come look at my chunky diarrhea!

by Turdfart7000 October 28, 2021

Chunky piss

When you have a piss which is fully brewed, usually for a piss bandit

I got a chunky piss ready for this washroom might wanna evacuate the building

by Swampedbandit April 15, 2022