Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.

If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.

by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024

Christain

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.

Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain

by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024

Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.

by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas

"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."

by Web quest December 9, 2018

mr. christan

Hippocratic potato

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U

by neonmotion November 21, 2019