cholo pony
cholo pony by EL Seagrove October 8, 2022
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cholo parade
When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.
cholo parade by braeez September 15, 2023
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Cholo Helicopter Haymaker
When someone, usually who's inexperienced in fighting, goes "berserk" and throws their all into every attack in a fight.
Martin Sebastian on Quora.com in response to the question "Who would win a fight? A taller guy, or a shorter guy who has around the same weight as the taller guy?"
"If they're equally untrained, usually shorter guy come on top. Tall people have reach advantage. They technically can control the distance and smack their poor shorter foes into pulp before they could get into their punching range. The problem is, untrained people couldn't possible to pull that off efficienly because it takes fast sharp long punches and decent skill on footwork. In other word, you need serious training to be able to do that. On the other hand, anybody can go berserk and jump on you like a rabid dog. it takes no training only some balls. And the matter of fact, that is how people usually fight, they just get in there and throw the hardest punches they have, the cholo helicopter haymakers or whatever you call it. Short people pack more raw power and explosiveness due to their bulky body type. They're greatly benefited in that kind of fight."
"If they're equally untrained, usually shorter guy come on top. Tall people have reach advantage. They technically can control the distance and smack their poor shorter foes into pulp before they could get into their punching range. The problem is, untrained people couldn't possible to pull that off efficienly because it takes fast sharp long punches and decent skill on footwork. In other word, you need serious training to be able to do that. On the other hand, anybody can go berserk and jump on you like a rabid dog. it takes no training only some balls. And the matter of fact, that is how people usually fight, they just get in there and throw the hardest punches they have, the cholo helicopter haymakers or whatever you call it. Short people pack more raw power and explosiveness due to their bulky body type. They're greatly benefited in that kind of fight."
Cholo Helicopter Haymaker by JoeBob212 December 5, 2023
cholo squat
A comfortable deep squat stance utilized by people of indigenous American(Mexican or other LatAm) descent to pause, rest, pose or examine animal tracks while hunting(with homies). Distantly related to the “Asian squat”.
cholo squat by urbanwiz1 March 21, 2024
cholo stack
when latinos climb on eachothers shoulders to reach a higher place, specifically for graffiti tagging
Guy 1: "Ey foo', we should hit up 'dat overpass."
Guy 2: "Shiii foo', hop on my shoulders. We gotta 'cholo stack', dawg."
Guy 2: "Shiii foo', hop on my shoulders. We gotta 'cholo stack', dawg."
cholo stack by ReaperofLoco818 May 13, 2025
lean like a cholo
Cholo's can be spotted out commonly as heavy set Mexican-Americans. Their weight is abnormally high because of a diet high in grade E beef (normally found at Taco Bell, Del Taco, or anywhere else taco's can be purchased with a handful of change) and cheap malt liquor. This causes their center of gravity to actually be located exactly at their belly button. This prohibits them from dancing in a normal form (Note: this explains the low ratio of "cholos:jabbawockeez"). Recently, the scientist Kilo produced a documentary about overcoming this hardship. His suggestion is to lean back, "like a cholo". Now that the center of mass is located in the middle of the body it may begin to wobble. This is why he suggests to put your elbows up, and lean side to side. Studies and calculations have proven that Professor Kilo's technique stabilizes any cholo. His methods would later be cross-examined with those of Newton and Kepler to explain gravity and the abundance of dark matter in the universe. Once a cholo does all of these things, their apparent flyness goes off the charts. Scientists across the country lobbied for Kilo's nomination for a Nobel Prize. However, the year of his nomination more popular scientific discoveries ended up winning the prestigious award (one such was for The "Mims" Theorem: Titled "I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not"). Later he would be rewarded an Honorary Nobel Peace Prize for lowering the crime rate and obesity rate in southern California.
Person 1 (White male, Age 25): What is that dance you're doing?
Person 2 (Cholo, Age unknown): Sup homes, you jus gotta put yo elbows up side to side. It's called "lean like a cholo".
Person 1: Interesting... Can one do this if they are not a cholo?
Person 2: Ask me another question homes and I'll gut you like a feesh.
Person 1: Next time I'll ask a rock.
Person 2 (Cholo, Age unknown): Sup homes, you jus gotta put yo elbows up side to side. It's called "lean like a cholo".
Person 1: Interesting... Can one do this if they are not a cholo?
Person 2: Ask me another question homes and I'll gut you like a feesh.
Person 1: Next time I'll ask a rock.
lean like a cholo by Perry Pete Peterson April 10, 2010