sweet children

The original name of Green Day (the coolest band ever to walk this planet), formed when Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were kids.

Man, Sweet Children rock!

by billie joe armstrong is the sexiest guy ever August 1, 2005

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.

This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution

by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

by aScruffy August 10, 2020

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Eat the children

This is quite the political statement

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 25, 2021

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018