breakfast of champions

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.

breakfast of champions, it will change your life.

by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

by Meik April 2, 2003

The Cari Champion

When you say "mother fucker" on live TV, its recorded... and obvious to everyone... yet you sware you said "mother sucker". A person who against all evidence will not admit to the truth.

Dave pulled The Cari Champion yesterday. This is refering to the CBS News anchor in Atlanta that said "mother fucker" while anchoring a newscast. It was on live TV and everyone could hear it, yet she clains to have said "mother sucker" because she can't admit to the truth.

by tv news person December 29, 2007

Breakfast of Champions

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Breakfast of Champions

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.

Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions

by Kyza December 28, 2005

Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 9, 2010

Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me

1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004