calling in gay

Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.

>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes?
<< I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

Callicanderous

(adj.) The state of being unprecedentedly beautiful and radiant.

(adj.) Emitting such beauty and radiance, one has to make up a word like this after looking up latin roots...

She asked me to find a word to describe her, so I told her she was positively callicanderous.

by Branewsk8guy April 8, 2009

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

by weave August 27, 2003

callipe

A person with a large bowl-shaped head

Did you see that callipe . . . I am never getting my hair cut like that

by lithobolia August 12, 2009

callic

An amazing band that mixes alternative rock with folk, hip-hop and anything else. Straight out of Vermont.

Callic is the wrong way to pronounce Cowlick.

by Tavis October 9, 2005

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010

Callithumper

One, who in the company of others, engages in trail breaking, fish catching, powder flying, party making FUN! The kind of person who would start a charivari of sorts.

After years of college, Jeff decided that a Callithumper was his true calling.

by Frau Nien February 28, 2009