to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022
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Basic Caveman

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep
by Honeynutts July 19, 2018
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Caveman Style

A method of ordering fast food when you are on a Paleo, Primal, low-carb or gluten free regimen. a cheeseburger or other sandwich ordered with no bread, no fries, just place the meat and cheese in a clamshell and pile the veggies and condiments on top.
"Welcome to R****'s. may I help you?"
"I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."
by navarre1095 July 13, 2013
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Caveman Style

The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.
I saw Jerald going caveman style in the bathroom yesterday and then shake jamal’s hand.
by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023
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Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.
by Caveman Diaries April 27, 2018
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Caveman Caveman

Cavemen from 62000 BCE. Some still roam the planet to this day.
The Ethnohistorical Museum exhibits exiguous bits and pieces of Caveman Caveman remains and acts as the cynosure to many visitors.
by Magnetoencephalographies October 20, 2022
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Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.
David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
by UrbanDad420 November 14, 2020
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