a sexual liaison between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy of which 2 are bearded ladies.
by tonydenver May 6, 2010

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.
#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.
by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.
Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

The sound of a man’s sultry voice vibrating in your ear while you fantasize about the delicious fried fish.
by RageGawdess January 27, 2022

A person who uses many filters, lighting and knows their angles precisely to make pictures likeable. When person is seen in person does not look anything like their online presence. Attractive in pictures vs. in reality. Visually unappealing. Technically not a catfish but altered version.
by Htuocles May 15, 2016

I didn’t know he was a corona catfish until we went to dinner together and I saw him take off his mask.
by Anpala February 2, 2021
