Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.
My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.
by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021
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whore carnival

The bouquet of sexually festive bitches whose hobbies included bouncing on a whole lot of cock, that ones ex goes through.
"NO Jarred I don't want a front row seat at your whore carnival"
by Simplebloke November 09, 2017
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The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.
Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.
by Kill Angus October 18, 2006
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Carnivaling

Carnivaling is a pretty cool guy who gets you hookered and then forgives you, and you become bosom buddies.
Carnivaling! I did my time! I learned my lesson!
by zerglezergle August 17, 2011
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Jungle Carnival

A sexual orgy whose participants are exclusively African Americans.
- Yo, wanna go to my place later today. We're having a Jungle Carnival.
- Sure, count me in!
by YetiPOL November 04, 2023
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carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.
Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie
by the wankstain February 05, 2010
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Rainbow Carnival

When you funnel 100's and 1000's cake decorations in to a girl's asshole then get her to fart them into your face with your mouth open
That girl last night was a freak she gave me a rainbow Carnival
by Darth Gamji December 06, 2020
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