The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023
Get the Canon Stanleymug. A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021
Get the Tristan Canonmug. Canon is the most social guy you’ll ever meet. No matter where he’s at, he’ll run into someone he knows. He’s got a heart for adventure and always willing to do something dangerous. If you have a Canon in your life, do not take him for granted. He’s so worth it. He’s honest, loyal, and always a pleasure to be around. He wants what’s best for his loved ones and will do anything for them. Canon can be pretty hard on himself, but he has goals and won’t give up on them. He’s smart and he knows it. If you try to out-smart him, you can’t. He loves to win and will do anything to make sure of it. He’s attractive, looks wise & in everything else he does. He’s got talents and is always learning something new. Canon is full of life, which makes spending time with him so amazing. He’s got passion for travel and probably has a collection of places he wants to visit stored in his notes. Pro-tip: Never underestimate a Canon. If you’re dating a Canon, you definitely won’t regret it. He will love you like crazy, and will never let you forget how much he wants you. He’s got perfect music taste, so night drives go insanely crazy. Canon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. His smile is contagious and he’s extremely handsome. He will make you laugh no matter the circumstance. Keep your Canon close. Friend or a lover, he’s important to keep around.
by fishinginthedark22 November 21, 2023
Get the Canonmug. Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.
by Ballalucci June 19, 2022
Get the Canon Fluidmug. Look at that canon he has a huge cock
by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024
Get the Canonmug. When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
Get the Artillery Canonmug. Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
Get the Sausage-Canonmug.