Certified Justin

When a play is so cracked, that it is nothing short of the internet sensation “My friend Justin”.

Andrew- “That play was cracked, definitely certified Justin”
Austin- *Moans aggressively*

by Idk lmao name December 18, 2020

Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.

Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard

by datboi334 May 10, 2021

cartism

cartism is a religion that worships carti and only carti and when you die you go to the mosh pit with carti songs

hey what religion are you apart of? i’m apart of cartism and we worship playboi carti

by cartifan28 August 2, 2021

certified circus clown

ccc: certified circus clown
definition: Javier leong

wow javier, u are a certified circus clown!!

by dapenisisbig August 23, 2021

certi

British slang. Short for certified, means “cool” or “sick”.

Similar meaning to other British slang terms ‘sweet as’ or ‘sound’

Mark: “i’m gonna bun in my gaff when the missus is out if you’re up for it”
Philip: “yes mate that’s certi”

by ahj03 September 16, 2021

cartismoked

best editor from jesus

"i just followed cartismoked on tiktok"

"you are sexy now"

by hitlerstan October 4, 2021

Certified Deviant

The guy in my Spanish class that looks like hes plotting 24/7

The guy in my spanish class is a certified deviant.

by MushyGrape May 9, 2023