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Brookings

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A town full of old people, drug abusing teens and non drug abusing teens that are total assholes.
Teen1: I smoke pot and then act like a asshole!
Teen2: I don't smoke pot but am still an asshole!

(Teens like this are not only in Brookings. Watch yourself)
by KedNel March 18, 2011
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Bloomington, Indiana

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Bloomington is a college town located in southern Indiana about an hour or so away from Indy. Aside from the infestation of dumb, drunk and mostly spoiled college students, the water is moldy everywhere you go due to the everything being made out of Lime stone. I will give the town points for being the one beacon of liberal hope in most of the state but even then. The town has non of the perks of Indiana like a Martins or woods that are close by enough to hike. its a shithole town like many others in Indiana but just on a little but larger scale. Lastly, this town has a disturbing amount of sushi places for being located so far in the heart of the Midwest.
"you went to college where? Bloomington, Indiana? wft is that?
Defined: "oh, its a shithole town in southern Indiana, where you don't want to visit, let alone live"
by practicalmagic September 27, 2021
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blooming rosebud

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when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.
"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"
by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009
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blooming flower

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When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!
by Bob slideil April 30, 2006
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Blooming Rose

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When having sex with a virgin, purposely pop her cherry, and then cum on her bleeding vagina. The blood coming out of the vagina and mixing with the ejaculate resembles a blooming rose.
Man, when I popped Jenny's cherry last night on the dinner table, I came all over her pussy and gave her a blooming rose, it was hilarious!
by tristanchristian4123549 September 5, 2010
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Brooking

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A modern day adaptation of a primitive social ritual in which a female will become intoxicated and adorn herself provocatively with clay beads, facepaint and animal furs and proceed to mate with myriad males, dwarf males and in some cultures Cercopithecidae in an attempt to gain the attention and approval of the rest of the tribe or "Frat" as it is sometimes called in modern day practice. A female who is Brooking is also prone to engaging in other attention seeking behaviors and is likely to suffer from "Irritating Stuck-Up Bitch Syndrome" as defined by Karl Von Cuntenheimer in his 1864 volume "Thou Reeky Rampallian Harpy!: an analysis of the common soror."
Shall we go Brooking tonight?
by Wilkenshire December 10, 2011
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tree blooming

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practiced by only a few...one can achieve an incredible high without the use of any known or recognized substance by even hard core drug users. At times the source may be hard to identify. One can become irrational, extremely fucked up, at times can be a danger to oneself and others. The truth about tree blooming has been kept secret, and until now, unmentioned. It is known by insiders as "the ultimate high"
"sorry we sealed the envelope with used smelly deoderant .....we were tree blooming."

"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.
by moonstruck May 3, 2005
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