bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

by erotica69 September 17, 2005

Bash

UK slang for jerking off

Stop calling me im trying to take a bash

by SROIUÆHSAEFQA May 11, 2021

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)

hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight

by jack January 28, 2005

botty basher

Casual term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion. Someone who bashes botties.

The party was great. I was talking to Graham, the botty basher, most of the night.

by defproc May 5, 2006

Queer basher

Someone who attacks LGBT (Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender) people for deviating from the norm. This can take two forms:
1) Verbal abuse eg "Go stick ur tranni cock up ur dad's ass u mo-fo fudge-packer!"
2) Physical eg slapping, punching, kicking, tripping etc.

Queer basher shouts to a homo making a move on him: "Fuck off u arse bandit!"

by Be Real Brudda January 2, 2010

Barshats

It is when your stomach is queasy and you have runny, diarrhea squirts after a night of drinking heavily at a party or a bar.

Damn I shouldn't have drank so much last night cuz now I have the barshats!

by Vinylbass June 20, 2010

Barshopping

A mixture of shopping and bar hopping to make the process of purchasing necessary items more enjoyable.

Fuck, I haven't bought my girlfriend anything for Christmas yet, do you want to go barshopping tomorrow?

Look honey, I got you an urbandictionary definition for Christmas!

by annexxxxX December 18, 2011