Brandon

Has a big dick

Brandon has a big dick

by Bruhdon February 28, 2020

Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019

Brandon

A person who left someone for 9 years

Brandon is a dumbass

by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021

brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!

by suf1 June 27, 2022

Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019

Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019