bowl cobra

a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake

Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.

by Pete from Miami September 30, 2005

garbage bowl

A bowl of marijuana that you scrounged together out of desperation using various flakes of weed found in the carpet, old baggies, the crack in the coffee table, or even from under your own fingernails.

My dealer is dry and I'm all out of weed, so I had to smoke a garbage bowl.

by da cheat September 1, 2015

toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

by P. Dub December 29, 2006

Gentleman's bowl

A bowl of marijuana that is equally packed by each person in the rotation.

-Adam, Robert, and Tyler all contributed a bit of weed on the Gentleman's bowl.

-Adam: Wanna blaze a Gentleman's bowl?
Robert: Yea dude, I'll pack on top of yours.

by Shift000 November 30, 2010

Stuper Bowl

The Super Bowl for people who could give a lesser fuck about American Football and think football is full of idiotic and ignorant fans that epitomize various stereotypes of American culture.

Bill - "Who do ya think is gonna win the big game? I'm definitely gonna cheer on my Peyton Mannin' an' them Broncos!"
Joseph - "I'm not going to watch the Stuper Bowl because I don't like football."

by DeekBosko January 19, 2014

Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.

Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.

by jeff30000 February 4, 2008

Pope bowling

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier

- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"

by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010