Boris Welly

When you dunk your fat testy in a tin of canned mango until it starts to fizzle.

"Get the ratchet, Connor Mcfly just made a Boris Welly"

by Your life, your struth. May 28, 2023

boris bridge

The area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.

Nigel like the feeling of the razor sharp cycle seat in his Boris Bridge as he rode over the cobbles

by Nigel Fuhrage January 19, 2018

Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

borys <3

the best guy ever. he’s loving and sweet and so caring. i love him with all my heart. he isn’t boring or “too much” he’s just right. and he’s all mine. i love you borys. thank you for everything you do. for taking care of me and making sure i’m ok. you helped me through my darkest days and i only wish the best for you. i hope we last forever. i would die without you. you are my one and only. my heart and soul and body. you’re my whole world. when i’m with you everything else is gone. nothing else exists and it’s just you and me. i don’t need anything but you. i love you forever. and i can’t wait till we experience the rest of our lives together. thank you.
love -r

borys <3 is my everything

by remi sucks May 9, 2022

Boris Yeltsin

Boris Yeltsin, first Russian president was a drunk boi. He, however, was a (more or less) democratic politician. He actually got elected democratically, unlike putin, whom many people consider a dictator. Oh yeah, and Yeltsin was the kid that laughed his ass off with president Bill Clinton.

Hey, мама, why did Putin win the elections again?
-Because he is a диктатор, unlike Boris Yeltsin. I voted for him in 1996, because he wasn't a dirty ass communist.

by HandleMyKettle March 3, 2019

Boris Yugoslav

Boris Yugoslav is a communist,dank meme,slav hero from Croatia that wants to lick Stalin

Example:
Boris Yugoslav likes to pray to Stalin!

by Boris Yugoslav July 9, 2019

Boris Johnson

The fuhrer of Britain in waiting, slowly turning the country into an undemocratic democracy with no room for opposition, not that it really matters considering the country has no real opposition group anyway and the Labour Party, the second largest parliamentary party, doesn't stand up to his regime.

Boris Johnson's government consists of London elites and is controlled by donors of whom he frequently gives tax breaks while 20% of his people live in extreme poverty.

by IceChill789 August 9, 2021