bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

Bog Botherer

a toilet pervert

George Micheal was a bog botherer he was arrested for it.

by Xavier Von Stein September 3, 2020

Bog Stalker

a male who hangs around the toilets on a night out waiting for women to come out, used as a approach tecnique, as all women need to go to the toilet so the percentages of meeting a lady are high, however the act its self is very creepy and sad

a Bog Stalker a male lingereing around the toilet area for along period of time during a night out, women are often creeped out and dont reply to his chat up lines

by dizzierascalisamusicalgod August 14, 2009

have a bog

The act of filling a toilet with large amounts of faeces.

John went to have a bog at his mates place, it was clogged for weeks.

by greg the man December 18, 2013

Bogging hour

4 am in the morning when the bog attacks.

the girls waited anxiously around the campfire for bogging hour to end

by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021

bog pinning

The art of using ones mobile phone for recreational purposes whilst taking a good shit.

Neil, where you been?

Bog Pinning mate.

Yeah, good shit?

Bangin bro!

aka just Pinning for short.

by Joeiss October 10, 2014