Porta Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 10, 2007

double blumpkin

Similar to an ordinary blumpkin but in this case the girl A.C. Slater's the toilet and blows the guy as he upper decks the toilet.

Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.

by D-Zell June 23, 2011

Blumpkin Queen

One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.

Lauren is the new blumpkin queen.

by neemdawg September 3, 2010

Deluxe Blumpkin

the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.

To my knowledge, no one has ever received a Deluxe Blumpkin.

by simbaluv717 November 5, 2009

pumpkin blumpkin

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.

It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Sloppy Blumpkin

The act of recieveing a blumpkin with your vomit being used as lubrication.

After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.

by joabvouabf April 17, 2010

Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.

"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."

by Jim2 January 10, 2009