Writers block

when a writer can't seem to process it's mind to write like they used to

bob: "so you gunna finish that creative story you told me about?"
sally: "nah i've got writers block"

by Sarahistalkingwithchev August 1, 2008

Fap block

Stopping a person from masturbating, when they either want to or were in the middle of the act, by simply being present. Similar to a cock block.

Guy 1: "Dude I caught my brother with his pants down looking at his desktop... It was weird"
Guy 2: "Aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him."

by rcMeta January 22, 2012

creative block

When you can't find yourself to have a creative thought. This often leads you to smack your head on a pillow until you find a good thought.

I need to find something creative to do with my drawings because I feel so plain. Now I have creative block and can't think of anything.

by Mistermonsterman May 26, 2014

parry block dodge

Just parry, block or dodge.

A random freshie: "BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"

by Shitposter69420 March 1, 2022

Resemblance Nut Block

When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.

Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much

by Zcphus June 29, 2018

cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

by MMA J February 7, 2010

5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry

when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry

by pacoishere January 21, 2009