blamspot

Gay midget who clickbaits everything

Blamspot is such a retarded dude!

by Yourteamate November 27, 2022

Bitch Blap

The art of ramming a vagina into someones face. Thus crowning them your bitch.

Damn bro, i got bitch blapped this weekend, really didnt see that coming!

by npf_za November 25, 2011

myron blas

Very nice cock and is the best in bed. If you get your lucky hands on a Myron then you are for sure gonna get have the best sex.

Myron Blas was so good in bed last night

by BlackNibba September 27, 2017

Nasty Blapper

A term commonly used in the southern part of America. It is used when someone is describing a very cool firearm.

“Check out my new nasty blapper, I just picked it up this past weekend!”

by shmunky November 25, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023

Blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.

oh you mean Justin Blaptist?

by blajman October 13, 2010

blap

used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.

Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.

Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.

bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap

guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap

by williet hughnot November 1, 2019