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bitturn

24 bitturns make one bigturn
by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003
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Bitters

White, less-educated, individuals who trend conservative (either on social values or economic policy); small-town, working class people; individuals with less than four years of college who earn less than 50K per year; religious, pro-gun, social conservatives.

Derived from Barack Obama's quote:

"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are going to regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
"That's right, America: you can add Florida to the long list of Bitters forged in the crucible of the endless, violent, gnashing-of-teeth and rending-of-garments campaign of 2008." --Wonkette

"They have many Bitters in Michigan ever since the Chinese & Mexicans took their factory jobs." --Wonkette
by timo34 May 21, 2008
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Melbourne Bitter

More commonally known as aged camel urine
Chris: Hey there dyl what are you drinking
DB#47: Melbourne Bitter
Chris: *wipes mouth clean after vomiting* You dirty cunt.
by Chris O'Connell March 27, 2009
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betterness

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"
by Fagdonna May 22, 2004
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Bittertooth

Pilotredsun before he abandoned that shithole Furaffinity

Pilotredsun does not like being called Bittertoth anymore.
you: I uploaded a bittertooth song
pilotredsun: please remove that
by The Greying Dog March 5, 2021
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Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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Bitterbanana

Inventor of the Aimbot for Halo CE. Also, single-handedly killed said game. While he didn't mean for this to happen, it still did. We blame him.
Bitterbanana really ruined CE by making that fucking bot, what a douche bag.
by Vlad The Impalerr January 16, 2008
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