beatus

beatus is a fat fuck\fat ass\a l'i'l bitch+he got head from an ugly slut

by Your mother :() October 21, 2003

beatus

the real beatus is a chubby kid that eats alot and is too lazy to even ride a bike most of the time.

hey beatus, wanna make babies?
gotta love dat beatus!

by patt is gay! September 18, 2003

beatus

A word for a bitch ass piece of shit

Fuck off Beatus

Tyler is such a beatus

by ms April 19, 2005

Beatus my meatucus

when you beat yo meat so goddamn hard that your left leg is numb and your arm is sore.

BRo On phone: im bouta beatus my meatucus
other bro: aight
Bro not on phone annymore:ahhhhhhh! *nuts enourmously*

by skeet skeet 1234205666789 September 26, 2019

Beatus Meetus

An old phrase use to express the need of needing to masturbate which has now been replaced with the more common phrases like: Beat my meat , jack off and wank my dong

I'm sorry but I have the need to Beatus Meetus at the moment so I will return shortly

by Birubo March 31, 2021

Eggus Beatus

The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.

Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.

by Curious4cougars September 25, 2019