by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011
Get the beaded curtainsmug. 1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there
by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010
Get the The Bum Bead Monkeymug. When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration
I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
Get the mexican rosary beadsmug. Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
Get the Italian anal beadsmug. First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.
by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011
Get the Beaded Curtainmug. anal beads for the toe
by givemehead5 November 25, 2019
Get the anal beads for the toemug. Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.
by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
Get the Chinese Love Beadsmug.