breaded chicken

The act of caking one's penis in sand and then inserting it into the womans love pocket. (Must be done at beach, play sand won't do)
See also: Blazing saddle, Breaded chicken sandwich

"Well, like I was with this guy one time on the beach, an we were, y'know doing it? and he like, caked his ding ding in sand and stuck it in my thingy and I was like Oh My God!

by Master ding sding (The s is silent) May 6, 2003

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Breaded Vagina

A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach

guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out

by SSTR0OPER February 22, 2010

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bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

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beaked

A reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.

"Gary's acting like a prick." "Yeah, he's beaked." "Ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror's missing!"

by Mirv August 17, 2007

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Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.

What the fuck are you looking at you bearded asshole?

by Pubic hair face November 21, 2011

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